Wednesday, March 24, 2004

ScrappleFace Rocks errr...Socas...uhhhh...Bachatas....ummm...Is Great!

As disgusted as I am with the latest DNC attempt to smear the apparently too effective Commander and Chief of the United States...ScrappleFace manages to find the hidden humor in current events yet again.
(2004-03-23) -- U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today told the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States that he has a plan to prevent past acts of terror.

"As I have listened to people speculate on what might have been done to prevent 9/11," said Mr. Rumsfeld, "I realized that we’ve been doing all the post-mortem analysis after the fact."

Mr. Rumsfeld proposed that the CIA, FBI and the Pentagon immediately begin "studying the facts about the next major terror attack, which will never happen because we will prevent it in hindsight."

"All we have to do is figure out who attacked us, where and when," he said. "It’s a simple matter of stepping out of the time-space continuum to ward off future incidents after they have already happened."

The latest surreal Dhimmicrat I.E.D. (Ingrate Envious Disaster) has blown up in its face already...again.


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