U.S.: Vote for John Effin Kerry

Look, I'm a woman. I can't make up my mind squat! Maybe it's hormonal or something. All I know is, I look at GWB some days and go "yum!! Laura is a lucky woman!" Then I wipe the drool off my chin. Plus, he's got that fighter-pilot walk and all that cowboy gun talk -- hey, I'm a Trini, and we LOVE gun talk! Trust me on this. Then, some days I wake up and catch a vaps and say, "I gotta vote for Kerry."