Friday, May 14, 2004

U.S.: Who needs fast money?

Got this in the mail. Being a generous soul, I thought I'd share the wealth.

VSOFT PROGRAM INTERNATIONAL

Date:14.05.2004

FROM: PROMOTION MANAGER

Sir/Madam,

AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today,14th May 2004, of winners of the promotional VSOFT program held on the 13th Feb.2004 as part of our yearly bonaza.

Your email identity, attached to TICKET NO: 53641, S/ NO : 153-773012, and LUCKY NO 4-12-22-43-19-47 consequently won in the 2nd catergory.You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of USD$250,000.00 (Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars only) in cash credited to Ref NO.WWL/225/04. This is from the total prize money of US $20,000,000.00 shared among the Eighty international winners in this catergory. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 100,000 identities.

Your fund is now deposited with ROYAL PACIFIC GROUP insured in your name in the Netherlands. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you please contact your claims agent;

Mr. BENEDICT FURNACE
Claim Manager
Email: rpfsgroup@mail2ben.com
Tel: 0031-630-858-310
If any of you applies for this and actually gets the money, I'll take 10%.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crap! I can always use some "fast money".

It's rather unfortunate that I've done gone and learned I have to work damn hard to earn decidedly slower money;^)

2:06 PM  

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