US: Britney's Caribbean Dream

Stumbling Diva Britney Spears is rumoured to be on the verge of imploding retiring to the Caribbean.

Why you ask?

The sexy singer, who is dating dancer Kevin Federline, recently said of St Barts: "I like the Caribbean and its people. They are nice and friendly. There is no stress out there. No telephones. I hate talking on the phone. I like my privacy."

Whatever you say Ms. Spears...