Little bit about Trinidad

So you want to know about the "islands"? First thing, we don't call them "islands." We just call a particular place "home." Or, if you're "home" is big enough -- like Trinidad -- then you talk about "them small islands." Here's a funny little bit on Trinidad.

"Trinidad and Tobago, the most southerly located islands in the Caribbean Sea. Land of Calypso, Steelband, Sea and Sun, Rum and Coke, eating Bake 'n Shark on the beach, Carnival and .......catching yuh nenen, or did you think we liming here all day with nothing to do ? Man got to eat, man has to work to eat. Many people imagine the islanders bathing all day in the sea with calypso music playing in the background, beautiful island women parading on the sand ( THIS is true though), having a drink on and off and generally having a great, lazy time, never working, never worrying.........hah!"

Here's the rest.