Vzla: Mugabe tips the velvet to Chavez

To rapturous applause, Mugabe lavished praise on Chavez, and made clear that ALL problems in Venezuela and Zimbabwe are exclusively the fault of the US and the UK, respectively. He hit an emotional high talking in heart-rending terms about how transnational capitalism robs the children of Zimbabwe of their food.

Oooh la la! Now that Mugabe's kissed Chavez, he'll have to screw him. Hope Chavez enjoys it.