TT: The soprano

The man who frequently roamed the streets of Claxton Bay walked into the station around 5 p.m. Saturday and threatened the officers on duty. He then jumped over the counter and started acting violently, police said.

The officers arrested the man and locked him in a cell. Moments later, police said, they heard him shouting that a snake was in his pants.

A woman officer, who went to check on him, found him bleeding from the groin area. When she investigated, she found that the man was holding his testicles in his hands.

He was taken to the San Fernando General Hospital in a police vehicle, where he underwent emergency surgery.

Better a snake than a worm.