U.S.: Back-warmer weather

It's been raining for the past three days out here in the mid-west. Lovely, lovely rain, rain falling bucket-a-drop. Rolling, rowdy thunder. Sky-dividing lightning! Satellite-disrupting winds. Absolutely delicious. Yesterday, I got caught in a hail storm. Hail the size of little marbles came pelting down after rain that flowed like water from a fire-hose.

Today, the temp is high fifties, it's blowing and raining outside again. Times like this, you need a back-warmer.