Cuba - When You Gotta Go in Cuba, You Must Pay First!

Yikes. Imagine having to pay in advance to relieve yourself. Some former members of the Cuban armed forces "abused their membership cards;" they didn't return them after leaving the service and were caught getting in free. Castro's government must hard up if people have to pay for even this service. (We all know he's a billionaire many times over.)

Hmmm. I wonder if they also have to bring their own toilet tissue.