U.S.: The best little whorehouse the U.S. taxpayer can fund

Xaviera Hollander became famous worldwide as the "Happy Hooker," and the U.N. was her personal little whorehouse.In his commentary, "Expect to get hosed if you play with ho's," Steve Dunleavy of the NY Post rips off the facade from that byword for abandonment of victims of genocide, corruption, greed, and coddling of dictators, the U.N. that Caribbean peoples trust in so much.

Hollander, Dunleavy writes, was a Dutch U.N. secretary for whom the U.N was both "playground and personal piggy bank." Her antics made Heidi Fleiss, the Hollywood Madam, look like a rank amateur. For, Hollander serviced many "distinguished diplomats," yet never spent a day behind bars for it. Still, Hollander was "amazed at the degree of crookedness" of the whorehouse's denizens.

Thus, given his knowledge of the woman behind the The Happy Hooker, the book which related Hollander's experiences, Dunleavy confesses to not being "startled to learn that the United Nations is up to its armpits in a scam that gives new definition to the word pig." For those who entertain doubts, remember that U.N. staffers recently raided its cafeteria of everything, including the cutlery.

Instead, Dunleavy adds this:

In early 1967, I was working for UPI and assigned to cover the United Nations.

As a journalist, I died and went to heaven. Not only would I get big play in thousands of news outlets in the world, but:

* There was a duty-free bar for booze, complete with a bookie, in the best gin mill in New York, the Assembly Lounge.

* There was an incredibly cheap delegate's dining room with the best wine list that international con men could guzzle.

* At Friday's cocktail hour, there were more available women than Porfirio Rubirosa could handle if he were taking Viagra like peanuts.

Errant playboy sons of foreign millionaires, who did absolutely nothing for a living, would have an office, press credentials and free telex privileges for newspapers that had gone out of business years earlier.

From crimes its diplomats have committed under immunity to the billions of dollars they dodge in traffic violations, the United Nations has arrogantly abused its host country.

The biggest heist in history, and we're amazed?

What naive children we are.

Therefore, that the U.N. is eyeballs deep in UNSCAM, Saddam's oil for food program, should come as no surprise. The U.N. is a haven for thugs and a leech on the U.S. taxpayer. It's high time this corrupt organization is fully revealed and put out of business.