U.S.: Wictory Wednesday is here again!Today is Wictory Wednesday. If you're in MO, head down to Ted Drewes tomorrow at 6PM for the coolest custard anywhere, and rally for President Bush. I must confess, I'm kinda disappointed in my boy John F'fin Kerry, who launched into a virulent personal attack against GWB simply because he couldn't get and keep his medal story straight. Since I'm a Kerry supporter on some days, here's a bit of advice: just go with your middle name and say what I did with my medals and ribbons is my F'fin business. That'll get the raving right-wingers at ABC off your back. Trust me, it will. The American people will applaud the brevity and straightforwardness of your response. The FCC will sigh rapturously. And, you'll regain a huge lead over GWB in the 18-29 group by using their kinda language. Go for it, big guy. Bring it on!
Anyway, all pleasantries aside, here's how you can contribute to the re-election of President George W. Bush. If you're an American citizen:
I urge you to exercise your right as an American citizen to register to vote and support our President. You can register to vote right now by visiting Register to Vote for George W. Bush. The upcoming presidential election could be very close -- every bit as close as 2000 -- and your vote will matter. With the challenge we face of keeping this nation prosperous and secure, the stakes of this election couldn't be higher. Make your voice heard by registering to vote at Register to Vote for George W. Bush.If you're a legal alien, contact the INS and apply for citizenship. No, you won't become a citizen in time to vote for the election, but you can begin the application process. If you're an illegal alien, there are legal paths to take to regularize your status so you can eventually exercise all the rights and privileges of American citizenship. Alternative information sourcesare here and here.
If you're a citizen, you can work towards GWB's re-election by becoming a Bush Volunteer; by making a campaign donation. Every little counts. Remember, GWB is not just up against the Kerry Ketchup mega-millions, he's also up against George Soros's billions. Give whatever you can.
Additionally, if you've got a blog, you can add Bush-Cheney campaign news to it. For those who like to shop, buy Bush-Cheney campaign gear at the GWB Online Store. Buy Bush-Cheney campaign gear.)
If you wish to give to the Bush re-election campaign via CaribPundit, on Wictory Wednesdays, you can hit the blog's tip jar and send me a note. What I'll do then is to move the money on to GWB's election campaign along with a list of donors. Yeah, yeah, I get to look good