Thursday, April 29, 2004

U.S.: Weeding out terrorists in our midst

Got this from Baldilocks, who got it from Amy Ridenour's blog. I thought us Caribbean types ought to do our bit to weed out the terrorists from amongst us.

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this Antiterrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!
Me, I want the men to be naked. I want the women to be passing out the beer. I want us to wine and jump up and get on bad. No terrorist can put up with Caribbean people in a party mood. Now, will the female terrorists also commit suicide when they see naked men? Fellas, do your duty!


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