Blogsphere: SBMS outbreak ravages ranks of the VRWC

[Friday May 21, 2004 - Agence VRWC-Presse] INDC Journal (news-information) reports on the sudden rise in new cases of a little-known and previously dormant malady of alleged Chinese origin.

An unfortunate gonadless Golden Snub-nose monkey from the Chinese province of Guizhou (jizz-you) is suspected of being the original carrier.

According to unnamed official sources, the latest re-emergence of Summer Blogging Malaise Syndrome (SBMS) - which had lay dormant since last summer's record season - has been indiscriminately striking 'bloggers' down during the past week.

High site meter hit points seem to matter little in guarding victims from infection. Fortunately, detailed analysis by a troop of renowned scientists during an intensive field trip study conducted in Virginia has unearthed an "aggressive treatment" regime and although SBMS can "permanently cripple a blogger" the disease has yet to claim a fatality.

Due diligence in the administration of a prophylactic series of premium tequila shots is highly recommended as is avoidance of any suspect feces-flinging disease vector.