U.S.: Made up my mind once again
After two nights of
solid Democrat rhetoric, I've decided to switch my party affiliation from Republican to Democrat.
What? Why? you ask. It's simple. I'm a sentimental broad at heart, and all this talk of unity is getting to me. I'm seeing John
Forbes Kerry like I've never seen him before. He's wise and
strong. He served four and a half whole months in Vietnam. He's a patriot. He'll lift us up so we rejoin the
cheese-eating surrender monkeys
French, and the
brat-eating beer-swilling pacifists
Germans. He served in Vietnam, oh, I said that already. He'll give us clean air and clean water. We'll join the ICC and ratify
that BS environmental treaty
Kyoto. His wife thinks
she's a better man than he is
that he's wonderful. He fought in Vietnam.
All of this
BS Democrat spin
wonderful rhetoric has bowled me over. Me voici! Behold me! A Democrat.
Why am I so ecstatic about that? There was all this
lovely rhetoric about unity that
made me laugh my fool head off
brought tears to my eyes. I tell you, I
wept like a drain! One thing I'm sure about is that given Kerry's really
strong ideas on defense,
if he's elected president, we'll all be united
for life cuz the terrorists will
kill our arse
dialogue with us.
All thanks to John